Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has been known to sell some pretty wacky products, but this is just bizarre.

Goop is now offering a bottle of aromatherapy called Psychic Vampire Repellent. For the low price of $30, you can spray away the bad vibes in your life.

“A spray-able elixir we can all get behind, this protective mist uses a combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils, reported to banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them). Fans spray generously around their heads to safeguard their auras.”

Here are the ingredients:

Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alcohol, sea salt, therapeutic grade oils of: rosemary, juniper and lavender; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs, including but not limited to: black tourmaline, lapis lazuli, ruby, labradorite, bloodstone, aqua aura, black onyx, garnet, pyrite and nuummite; reiki, sound waves, moonlight, love, reiki charged crystals

Does anyone actually buy this stuff? I mean, it doesn’t even have GARLIC in it, and everyone knows garlic is the real vampire repellent!

 

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